$.01

I have earned $.01 from writing this blog! Which means I'm making a profit from it! I just checked my Google AdSense account, and it told me so!

I am so excited!! I just peed!!

Keep reading, you guys!! Not only are you profiting from the wisdom and knowledge that I share with you every day (this is a highly-intellectual venture, don't doubt me), but I'm profiting from you profiting from me! Profit profit profit! And, apparently, I'm not allowed to tell you to click on the ads, so please don't click on the ads. ...If you catch my drift.

I want to thank everyone who has helped me make this one cent.