when awkward singers ruin perfectly good songs

I have a pet peeve.  I know this may come as a surprise to some of you who are used to my neutrality and lack of opinions, and I'm sorry for letting you down.  But if you're a performer, you better know how to perform and not look like you're uncomfortable while doing so.  If you need tips, see GaGa.

I've recently noticed an increase in awkward singers.  Join me, will you, as we explore the following laughable performances of what are actually good songs:

Ladyhawke "Magic"

Or, as I like to call her, Ladyawkward, the girl who they gave the most difficult video to pull off, even if she wasn't super awk.

La Roux "Bulletproof"

Or, as I like to call her, she with the one go-to look of "disgusted face" and who has not yet mastered the fine art of strutting to a perfectly struttable song.

Britney Spears "3"

Or, as I like to call her, never been the same performer since she went crazy and attacked paparazzi and cars with an umbrella.  If you need proof that this is awkward, cause I know the gays are gonna be up in arms about this, check out 1:53 when she lip-synchs the wrong words to the song.  Oh, and also, the face she makes at 3:03

Gwen Stefani "Rich Girl"

Okay, woah.  I am the biggest Gwen Stefani fan on the face of the earth.  She can do no wrong.  Except when she dances in this video.  Totally awkward, and totally not Gwen.  The only time Gwen does wrong is when she tried to be Britney and doesn't stick with being fabulous, ferocious Gwen.  See below.