
Gwen Stefani and I own the same pair of shoes.
...I'm speechless. I mean, I know she designed them and then I bought them. But I never thought in a million years, that Gwen Stefani and my closet would have something in common, other than too much houndstooth. I'm gagging. Which, apparently, is the new way to say, I'm so excited I could gag.
I have been saying "gagging" for like a month now. I don't know why or how it happened, but it just entered my subconscious and now it's a part of my speech. Like all the gays get reprogrammed every season with new slang words and a new pop diva to worship.
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